How many sith lords does it take to change a life bulb? Two; One to change the bulb then another to destroy him and take the credit.
Actually, I never bother changing my lights, I am a dark lord after all.
Why shouldn’t you ask yoda for money? He is always a little short
How did Boba Fett feel when he got a new jet pack? Uplifted
Seriously Vader’s whole left side got cut off. But I hear he is all Right now.
Why did the droid cross the road? It was programmed by a chicken.
I ordered a million camouflage uniforms for the troops, but now I cant find them.
What did the cow think of the death star? “That’s no moooooooooooooon”
How does a Jedi make calls? On Their Yodafone
Its really wet on Coruscant. The emperors been reigning for years!
What do dro